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by Dave Portnoy

Dave Portnoy's Cancel Me If You Can chronicles the raw, defiant founding and explosive growth of Barstool Sports, detailing how he bootstrapped a money-losing newspaper into a digital powerhouse through sheer stubbornness and accidental opportunities. Written for loyal Stoolies who want an insider's view of this unique entrepreneurial journey.

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Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The Beginning

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1. Chapter 1: The Beginning

Origin and Mission

  • Never wanted a boss, only cared about sports and gambling
  • Barstool Sports name came from first available URL
  • Fan-first publication opposing bitter Boston sports media
  • Written by common man, for common man

First Newspaper Launch Hurdles

  • Logo too detailed for newspaper ink, scrambled for replacement
  • Printer refused delivery to narrow street
  • Offloaded 50,000 papers into father's minivan
  • Hired homeless men who ignored distribution job

Distribution Strategy Pivot

  • Realized people won't take paper from homeless men
  • Hired modeling agency for attractive female distributors
  • First model Renee became key Barstool figure
  • Learned expensive lesson about human nature

Ugly Shirts Revenue Engine

  • Leftover shirts from failed homeless experiment
  • Sold for $15 as 'Ugly Shirts' in newspaper
  • Became company's first real revenue stream
  • Sustained Barstool for next two decades

Grind and Key Lessons

  • Portnoy did everything: writing, ads, delivery, cleaning
  • Cover girls became visual hook for six years
  • Start before ready, correct course fast
  • Grit over glamour: dirty newsracks and late nights

Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Internet 1.0

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2. Chapter 2: Internet 1.0

Print Media's Fatal Flaw

  • More readers meant higher costs
  • Physical distribution crushed profitability
  • Success made the business model worse

Blogging Revolution

  • Content became cheap to produce and distribute
  • Speed and volume replaced depth
  • Escaped the gravity well of print

Early Barstool's Raw Appeal

  • No strategy, editorial oversight, or brand management
  • Filled a void for guys-at-a-bar content
  • Pre-social-media social media for user clips

Accidental Growth

  • Growth came from sharing, not marketing
  • Creator was surprised by the success
  • Felt like a band blowing up unexpectedly

Original Crew's Exit

  • Writers aged out after years of unpaid passion
  • Website signaled a natural breaking point
  • Portnoy stayed broke but sensed real momentum

Chapter 3: Chapter 3: The Lessons of the Newspaper

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3. Chapter 3: The Lessons of the Newspaper

T-Shirt Revenue and Family Conflict

  • Raw entrepreneurship: packing shirts for days
  • Chasing cultural moments for merchandise
  • Mother siphoned money into retirement fund
  • Blurred lines between family, trust, and control

Jenna's Viral Video Breakthrough

  • First non-Gaz employee from Stoola experiment
  • Makeup tutorial 'How to trick people' exploded
  • Personality and humor worked on video
  • Unlocked new channel beyond written blogs

Hiring Kevin for New York Expansion

  • Kevin hated auditing CDOs in 2008
  • Side blog ForSureNot.com had tiny audience
  • Fatalistic writing resonated with readers
  • Voice over résumé paid off

Early Growth Dilemma

  • Only had money for one hire
  • KMarko was strong contender for same job
  • Dave stuck between two great candidates
  • Classic early-growth resource constraint

Key Lessons Learned

  • T-shirt revenue proved business could scale
  • Viral moments come from unexpected places
  • Financial success brought messy personal conflicts
  • Hard choices with limited resources defined growth

Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Stoolapalooza

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4. Chapter 4: Stoolapalooza

The Stoolapalooza Tour's Impact

  • Proved Barstool's fanbase was real and passionate
  • Validated the brand's reach and legitimacy
  • Marked the end of Barstool as a side project

Meeting Dante the Don

  • Random connection led to becoming Sammy Adams's DJ
  • Embraced a fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants approach
  • Saying yes to unexpected people sparked breakthroughs

Defending Sammy Adams on Tour

  • Packed venues confirmed iTunes stats were real
  • Defended Sammy like family against skeptics
  • Loyalty mattered more than understanding the music industry

The UNH Showdown with SCOPE

  • SCOPE refused venue access condescendingly
  • Aired the email exchange on the blog publicly
  • Turned SCOPE into villains with 'FUCK SCOPE' signs
  • Public accountability built fan trust and investment

Aftermath and New Era

  • Exhaustion brought clarity about leaving cubicle life
  • Barstool was no longer a little side hustle
  • Stoolapalooza proved far greater popularity than expected
  • A permanent mission began with no turning back

Chapter 5: Chapter 5: Finding Talent

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Chapter 6: Chapter 6: The Blackout Tour

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Chapter 7: Chapter 7: KO Barstool

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Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Go Pres Go

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Chapter 9: Chapter 9: Boston Marathon Bombing

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Chapter 10: Chapter 10: The Brady Four

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Chapter 11: Chapter 11: Chernin’ and Burnin’

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Chapter 12: Chapter 12: Mudgills

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Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Pardon My Take

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Chapter 14: Chapter 14: Grudgement Day

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Chapter 15: Chapter 15: Building Superstars

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Chapter 16: Chapter 16: ‘Call Her Daddy’s’ Daddy

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Chapter 17: Chapter 17: The Art of the Deal

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Chapter 18: Chapter 18: The King of COVID

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Chapter 19: Chapter 19: Politics

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Chapter 20: Chapter 20: Business Insider

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Chapter 21: Chapter 21: Under New Management

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